Why else would he be so upset?
Back to Delores and the Turtle The "Perfect 10" Postcard
August 1998
Courtesy of R. McKeon

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Mon 12 Nottingham Rock City

Tue 13 Hereford Leisure Centre
Wed 14 Wolverhampton Civic Hall
Fri 16 Dundee Caird Hall
Sat 17 Liverpool Royal Court
Sun 18 Bradford St Georges Hall
Tue 20 Bridlington SPA Royal Hall
Wed 21 London Forum
Thur 22 Bath Pavillion
Sun 25 Belfast Ulster Hall

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"Perfect 10"
Heaton/Rotheray

[Paul]
She's a Perfect 10
But she wears a 12
Baby, keep a little two for me

She could be sweet 16
Busting out of the seams
It's still love in the first degree

[Jacqui]
When he's at my gate
With a big fat eight
You wanna see this smile on my face

And even at my door
With a poor poor 4
There ain't no man can replace

[Both] [Chorus]
We love our love
In different sizes
I love her body
Especially the lines
Time takes its toll
But not on the eyes
Promise me this
Take me tonight

[Jacqui]
If he's extra large

([Paul] - That's Me)

Well I'm in charge
I can work this thing on top

And if he's XXL
Well what the hell
Every penny don't fit the slot

[Paul]
The anorexic chicks
The model 6

They don't hold no weight with me

Well, 8 or 9,
Well that's just fine
I like to hold something I can see

[Both] [Chorus]

[Paul]
I've bought a watch
To time your beauty
But I've had a bit of second hand

[Jacqui]
I've bought a calendar
And every month
Is taken up by the

love we made

[Both] [Chorus]

[Both] [Chorus]

Courtesy S.Patel and LFW

 

 

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